S7 · E3: Pornography

A black and white production concerns the efforts of two bored social workers, Shahid and Ash, who reluctantly agree to reunite the cast of legendary Bollywood musical 'Pappa Kehta Hain' for a return performance at the Pakistan Centre where they work. Starting with an elderly singing barber they manage to locate most of the actors but the hardest part is tracking down the elusive hero Sajid Hussain.

A family man puts on a stiff upper lip, while struggling inside to cope with the daily grind, after losing his daughter.

Claudia is a school teacher who loves her job. She loves apples and oranges and is also torn between the two men in her life, both extreme in temperament - the shy, bookish writer Sam and Ashley, an extrovert record store owner with a future in music production. However, when Claudia finds herself pregnant, and is unsure who is the father, she has to exercise the most serious choice of her life.

Young Neville is determined to provide his baby Rio, whom he snatches from her cocaine-addicted mother Shanna, in a crack house. However, when he loses his job and has to find a way to stump up for Rio's nursery fees. Neville decides that the best way to provide for his child is in fact to become a dope peddler.

A Polish schoolgirl struggles to fit in when she moves to Glasgow, but things change when she meets a proud and reclusive old man.