The Wackers

Ken Jones

Billy Clarkson

Sheila Fay

Mary Clarkson

Alison Steadman

Bernadette Clarkson

Keith Chegwin

Raymond Clarkson

David Casey

Tony Clarkson

Bill Dean

Charlie

Pearl Hackney

Maggie Clarkson

Joe Gladwin

Joe Farrell

Patrick Durkin

Mr Connelly

Tommy Boyle

Gordon

Irene Gorst

Carol

Paddy Joyce

Paddy

Ray Dunbobbin

Policeman

Patrick McAlinney

Father Larkin

Pamela Manson

Sheila Redfern

Sylvestra Le Touzel

Myra

Harry Littlewood

Policeman

Roy Plomley

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